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If I don’t curb my Sandy eating soon I’m going to look like Christina Aguilera did in her Halloween costume when I’m wearing my regular clothes. Not hot.

Didn’t Christina Aguilera do something similar to her hair when she was dead skinny and running around in assless chaps for her “Dirty” album? Btw: I like fact that she’s at Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch in a normal outfit… no … Continue reading →

Christina Aguilera… I don’t care that you aren’t bone skinny any longer. I do think it’s a problem when you are still wearing the same size you wore when you were less than 100lbs.

Christina Aguilera stepped out for dinner with her boyfriend, Matt Rutledge. She looks like she lost some weight. Unfortunately her THEE’s (thigh-knees) are still en fuego.

Christina Aguilera’s stomach looks quite flat in this picture of her and Max in NYC. I don’t think even the strongest pair of Spanx could flatten a tummy like that. She must be working out.

Based on the above old picture of Christina Aguilera and the below new one from last night, not so much. You can eat your way to Cankles and Thee’s too.

Do we think Christina Aguilera has a heavy-duty pair of Spanx on underneath this dress? Also, is Matthew Rutledge a “kept” man?

Wait, has Christina Aguilera grown into a pair of cankles? I’m not sure what is worse: Having a breakdown ala: Britney Spears and shaving your head or slowly growing into cankles and thee’s (thigh-knees).

Wait, so I decided I was going to watch “The Voice” this season and have noticed that Christina Aguilera waddles. Has she always done this or is it a result of the weight gain and giant stems?

She might be a white girl but Christina Aguilera singing , “At Last” at Etta James funeral gave her major soul-girl props.

….that it looks like you are wearing a soiled pair of Depends as you leave Fred Segal.

Um, Christina Aguilera, this Herve Leger you wore to perform, “Moves Like Jagger” with Maroon 5 is not your bestie… I think your stylist may have put you in a size you used to wear during your super-skinny BURLESQUE days…not … Continue reading →

Christina Aguilera and Matt Rutler leaving a restaurant for “date night”. What the fuzz is she wearing?

I seriously did not recognize Christina Aguilera in this picture of her at the airport in Hawaii… I feel like she totally pulled a Mariah Carey (ie: was totes super skinny before and has now put on some pounds..) Question, … Continue reading →

Christina Aguilera showed off more than some leg at yesterday’s preff conference for the new NBC show, “The Voice”…

Per Us Weekly Christina Aguilera is heading to HotMessVille with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen. Early this morning, her boyfriend was arrested on DUI charges and Christina was charged with a misdemeanor for public intoxication.. She left her husband and fell apart.. So … Continue reading →

…Can we also discuss the fact that she’s in Brazil promoting her eponymous clothing line?