Category Archives: Musings

How amazing is this pool? Apparently it’s 26 feet deep and doubles as fire protection for Pritchard Hill vineyard and a swimming hole.. I die.

Last week I was in the worst mood. Like, I was a beast at the office and everything put me on the cusp of tears. It was no funny, honey. I mean, it was so bad that one night I … Continue reading →

Mystery Van just shared this link with me and I’m dying at some of the funny’s on there.

Friday night, after an enjoyable dinner at Chez Sardine, I came home and decided my bangs needed to be trimmed. They looked good when I went to bed, not so much in the sober light of day. I saw Coco … Continue reading →

I just came back from delicious weekend in the Catskills with some friends. On Saturday, whilst perusing antique’s at Town & Country, the proprietor, who happened to be in his 80′s, said to me, “what’s going on here? I know … Continue reading →

This JUST came in from Goldie, “what are you doing w the blog? i think it’s time to either give it the attention it deserves or say toodle lou. i feel like at this point you are disrespecting it. you’re … Continue reading →

Have you seen this spoof? Lambo sent it to me.. Too funny. Click to watch…

I’m sorta loving this week’s GOOP…aren’t you?

Last night I flew home and was beyond excited to see the gorgeous tree my mom put up. Seeing that “blinged” out sucker made me feel better about the fact that the world was supposed to end today… Alas those … Continue reading →

Knowing that green is my favorite color, Lala picked up this amazing clutch for my Christmas present. Dead obsessed and can’t wait to use it… My second favorite gift was a funky smelling hand-rolled cigarette from a co-worker.. Totally random … Continue reading →

While I do love Instagram.. I mean, I’ve been known to InstaBOMB I love it so much… I must admit this parody that Bez sent me is funny.

My sister sent me an email saying, “Either you are depressed, in love or in trouble. You haven’t been blogging. Are you alive?” Yes. I am alive. I’ve just had a crazy week at work and didn’t even have a … Continue reading →

Anyone in the tri-state area want to adopt this cat? It is spayed, has all her shots, is 6-8 months old and was a stray, found on a farm and needs a good home.

Kelly found this on Pinterest and sent it to me.. It made me laugh!

Kelly found this on Pinterest and j’adore

Last week we had a Hurricane and this week it’s effing snowing? What the fuzz?

Not only were NYC cabbies in Greenwich but this mohawked Asian guy who dresses like a British punk rocker was spotted on the platform there. I often see him in the city. Just about died when I spied him in … Continue reading →

The lights are back on.. I couldn’t be happier.

I came to my sister’s last night and found some NYC cabs in town today. This is the run-on-gas zoo in Greenwich, CT.. yes, NYC cabs came here to fill-up and yes the cops are here to make sure people … Continue reading →

I’ve been complaining a lot lately and in the grand scheme of things, I don’t have it that bad. After watching CNN during dinner at Serafina the other night I realized there are people who have nothing now… it’s all … Continue reading →

This was the line to get on the bus from Midtown to Downtown Manhattan.. And this thing wrapped around. CRAZY slash amazing that people were being orderly and calm. It could be a lot worse slash I totally got reprimanded … Continue reading →

Luckily Lexo picked us up, gave us use of her shower and outlets and we were able to get some eats at PJ Clarke’s over by Lincoln Center before they ran out of food.

You see the dark part of this picture… this is where I currently reside and spend my nights… Sandy has been an adventure and I’m starting to blog about them here.

Um… check out the pictures on Gawker of a flooding NYC! Either it’s under water or empty… This is NYC during Sandy!

Lets discuss the fact that Sandy has shut down the stock exchange, schools, MTA and has cleaned out Duane Reade… She is the best thing to happen to my corner drugstore.

I could honestly watch this a million times.. the look on the lady’s face is PRICELESS and then she opens her mouth and it’s “pee your pants” worthy.

If you need an afternoon funny, click here.

…..and my bed.

Today was the most beautiful Sunday to wake up in Greenwich, CT… It was 70 and sunny… Loved every second of today with Twix and her family…. Hope you guys had an equally enjoyable Sunday!

Last night I left work late and decided, “no gym for me”. I was so “proud” of this that I called Lexo during my walk home and gave her all the excuses why I would not be going to the … Continue reading →

I’m very impatience.. even for a New Yorker.. Perhaps I need to move to Hong Kong.

After trying on the Maje coat, Lala and I walked by the Apple store in Soho only to see a line going around the store filled with Asian people. There was not one white person in line. My peeps truly … Continue reading →

This morning I learned that Zoltar lives in the East Village. I thought about making a wish but then remembered the movie, “Big” and how that wish ended up having negative repercussions so I decided not to wish that I … Continue reading →

Have you ever walked down Bowery and passed the corner building that is graffiti’d up the wazoo and thought to yourself, “what sort of druggies are squatting in there”. I have and until recently assumed the place was disgusting inside.. … Continue reading →

I’m having a semi-bad day and was just thinking about it when I came across this “You’re doing wonderfully” sign outside of Joseph Leonard… J’adore.

Clearly this couple was going to the Jay-Z concert.

Last night I sent Goldie an email with an image of my goal dress. I told her that I wanted to lose enough weight so I looked good in that dress by my friend’s December wedding. This morning she wrote … Continue reading →

I growled aloud when I read Goldie’s email telling us it’s 90 degrees in San Francisco today. My East Coast arse has to take D3 supplements to combat the sun setting earlier and her arse has Indian Summer weather? Not … Continue reading →