Category Archives: EEEWWW

EEEWWW: SO EFFING GROSS….

I was just reading on UsMagazine that the pictured actor, Doug Hutchinson, 51, married a 16 year old aspiring country singer. THAT IS DIGUSTING!

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EEEEWWW: What goes on here?

Elaine Davidson, the most pierced woman in the world, was married today in Edinburgh.. WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS TO THEMSELVES slash does this picture make you gag a little bit?

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EEEWW: Um, I might have to delete GREY’S ANATOMY from my DVR list…

After watching last week’s episode of GREY’S ANATOMY, I think ABC should cancel the series. I mean, what were the producers thinking when they tried to infuse a little GLEE into their show… I totes get that Sara Ramirez (Callie) … Continue reading

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MUSINGS: Gag me with a spoon….

One more reason I will never ever shop at the Union Square Sketchers store… How effing gross is this picture that LA Law sent me from Gawker?

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MUSINGS: Rabies in the park…

Bullanah and I (or is it “Bullanah and me”? I can never remember that rule) took a walk across the park today and spied this rabies sign. It gives me the heebies jeebies to think of those critters in the … Continue reading

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Was my street “slimed” yesterday?

This is the puddle I found on my street yesterday. Seeing as it’s not St. Patty’s day yet I’m troubled by this electric green cesspool of a puddle.

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Eeew, Zac Efron…

What goes on with Zac Efron’s jorts and visible Phil Mickelson-esque Mits (man t*ts)? And this facial hair NEEDS TO GO ASAP!

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Jessica Szohr needs a hair transplant…

Jessica Szohr, who was snapped whilst en route to film scenes for “Gossip Girl” has tragic hair.. At first I blamed it on bad extensions but I think her hair is tragic on it’s own.. It looks so dead in … Continue reading

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I hate myself for liking Chris Brown’s new song…

I really do like Chris Brown’s new single, Yeah 3x, and I hate myself for it.. I’m still not over the fact that he beat Rihanna to a pulp and clearly has not learned a thing.. Look at him grabbing … Continue reading

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What was Marisa Tomei thinking?

Marisa Tomei looked a fright last night at the Oscar’s.. This vintage Charles James gown was NOT her best friend at all. I hated the neckline, the tulle at the bottom… EVERYTHING.

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Earth to Mrs. Timberlake, you need a bra….

So cute that Justin Timberlak brought his mom to the Oscar’s tonight.. What wasn’t cute was the fact that she was sans bra.. I’m sorry, when your boobs look like they are down to your stomach, you need a heavily … Continue reading

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Kelsey Grammer and Kaye Walsh tie the knot…

Per People Magazine, Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh tied the knot today at the Longacre Theater, the same stage where Kesley Grammer finished his run in La Cage Aux Folles and where the two supposedly fell in love. How bombed … Continue reading

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The TSA is not my friend….

Right before Christmas I bought a Polar F7 heart-rate monitor to motivate my chunkball arse at the gym.. I like to see how many calories I burn and if I haven’t burned enough, I’ll work out longer.. I brought my … Continue reading

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How can Ashley Dupree afford a trip to St. Bart’s..

KAGE just spotted Ashley Dupree strandling a guy on a beach chair and being totally inappropriate.. I’m dying at the sighting slash would kill to see Popo’s facial expression right now.

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Do you know what it takes to burn off the calories from one Girl Scout Tagalong?

For me, it takes about 7 mins on the elliptical at a crossramp of 19 and resistance of 7… How long did it take me to eat one 65 calorie tagalong? Less than a minute… sick and wrong!

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I’m going to say it, Adrien Brody’s Stella Artois commercial is wrong….

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Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh celebrate his final performance for La Cage Aux Folles…

Again, I think she’s an unattractive version of Camille Grammer… and I have to say that Camille is sort’ve a butterface.

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What NOT to send your wife on Valentine’s Day…

Whilst my anonymous friend appreciates that her husband took the time to send her flowers, she’s embarrassed that he sent them to work and they look like a funeral arrangement. I DIE!

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Miley, dress your age….

….what is this dress that Miley Cyrus wore to the Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party? Seriously, she needs to dress her age slash quit the outfits that make her look like she should be picking up guys at a hotel bar. … Continue reading

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When leopard print goes bad…

Katie Price makes the leopard print seem wrong with these boots she wore as she left Almada Bar in London at 4am…

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Taylor Momsen is begging for attention….

1. She and Justin “pretty little girl” Bieber are the same age. 2. How did she think this outfit was appropriate for his “Never Say Never” premiere after-party?

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Lindsay Lohan causes a hubbub with her white mini-dress….

Lindsay Lohan showed up for her felony grand theft court appearance for charges stemming from an alleged $2,500 necklace theft in a dress more appropriate for NY fashion week… Seriously, how dumb is this girl? Does she realize this isn’t … Continue reading

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Has John Mayer been partying too much?

He looked like a major HOT MESS as he arrived at LAX yesterday…

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I’m going to say it, Katy Perry’s cleavage is inappropriate….

Katy Perry’s cleavage at the presentation of her new fragrance is inappropriate. It’s Playboy-esque.

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Do not google BURLY BEAR at work…

I just googled “Burly Bear” and neglected to add the word “network” in my google search. As a result, I was just visually molested by one of the images that came up.

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If Kim Kardashian is going to cry on her tv show about the naked pictures she posed for in W Magazine…

…then she: 1. Should have posed naked and 2. Should stay clear of provocative commericals such as her Superbowl Sketchers ad.

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NIF, this one is for you…

NIF, I know how Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s “relationship” grosses you out so this picture of them holding hands is for you. I am it’s making you uncomfortable at your desk in Ohio.

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Am I the only one bothered by the Beyaz commerical?

I’m all for the pill… I j ust don’t like how this Beyaz commerical is making it seem like you can’t have a baby and have it all…..

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Whilst I’m freaking out that my flight to San Fran is going to be cancelled…

Metts is rubbing it in my face that this (see picture below) is the weather that I’m missing out there… YOU ARE MEAN, METTS!

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Did you see Camille Grammer on The View?

I totally missed it but it’s on HULU.. I can’t wait to hear what this wingnut has to say. http://www.hulu.com/embed/WYw7tcQM6SywFgPArOgodw

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I have no words…

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Is it just me?

…Or does Claudia Schiffer look like she’s wearing a table cloth for a skirt?

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Are you as embarrassed for Matthew Morrison as I am?

Seriously, let’s discuss the fact that Matthew Morrison looks beyond fromage-y as he sings at The Grove. He literally looks like someone in a bad boy band.

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A Fendi FAIL at the SAG Awards…

What was this matronly Sister-wife Fendi dress that Jenna Fischer wore to the SAG Awards? It is beyond tragic.

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Did you see the real Mark Zuckerberg on SNL last night?

If not, please watch the below link…. He is a bigger tool than anyone could ever imagine. http://www.hulu.com/embed/YC5kRfiZfSoI4hBiAZ2sGw

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A fashion miss for Anne Hathaway…

Let’s discuss the tragic mis-match outfit that Anne Hathaway wore to the “Rio” premiere. I’m sorry, did Rachel Zoe suffer pregnancy-brain when she dressed Anne in this outfit?

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Dear NYC Sanitation Workers…

Dear NYC Sanitation Workers… Please keep in mind that ours is a pedestrian city. When we have major snow and you don’t clean up the streets properly and people don’t shovel in front of their homes slash commercial spaces, we … Continue reading

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I mean…..

I have no words for this picture of Courtney Love leaving Public in London.. NO WORDS!

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Apparently the producers slash writers of Gossip Girl didn’t answer my wishes….

… I guess Jessica Szohr’s lame character, Vanessa, is coming back to “Gossip Girl”. I was hoping they were going to do away with her like they did Little J.

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What goes on here?

Yes, I understand that you guys are judging me for judging at the gym (and taking a picture) but c’mon… this guy, in the light blue tank top, was wearing striped long johns under his shorts and FLIP FLOPS on … Continue reading

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Is anyone buying that this hair is real?

Um, let’s look at the hairline and the color of John Travolta’s “hair”. Does it look real to anyone?

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Stop the presses….. Chelsea Handler is only 35?

…wait, the girls and I thought she was in her early-40′s… How is she only 35?

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Listening to Mayor Bloomberg speak Espanol…

……whilst giving the weather update to our “Spanish speaking viewers”, is literally making me cringe. He is EL GRINGO! I die that the snow is so “serious” that the “Today Show” is being interupted by this press conference… (oh, yes, … Continue reading

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How does Tara Reid afford her life?

Tara Reid has not been in anything since Nam.. I feel like her hayday was when she was engaged to Carson Daly back in the day, when he hosted Total Request Live. How is it that she is in Paris … Continue reading

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Is all this snow part of Al Gore’s, “An Inconvenient Truth”..

I will admit, this snow is DEAD INCONVENIENT however I’m sure this is NOT what Al Gore was referring to as “global warming” in his documentary, “An Inconvenient Truth” .. Perhaps people should STOP offsetting their carbon footprint so the … Continue reading

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I can’t even look at Vanessa Paradis outside of Chanel in Paris..

As my eye keeps on being drawn to the tiny-tot behind her…

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The WORST dress in Gossip Girl history…

I’m going to have to say that the dress worn by the “female color-me-chocolate” version of Chuck Bass was the worst dress in Gossip Girl history.

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Mother Nature and ALP are killing me softly…

I cannot stand the winter.. Shocking as was I raised in Upstate New York where it is grey for about five months of the year. Nevertheless, I totally suffer from SAD (seasonal affect disorder) and despite taking loads of Vitamin … Continue reading

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Jessica Simpson needs to get back together with her hairstylist, Ken Paves….

…cause her hair is looking like a hot mess…

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The fact that Snooki and Kim Kardashian…

..have the same skin coloring really does not bode well for KK.

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