So Kelly emails me asking where she can get used beginners clubs. She and JTay decided that they wanted to take up golf because of the cute outfits… fast forward to Kelly scoping out golf shoes.. Apparently she has icksnayed the entire idea of hitting the links because the shoes are so ugly…
In an attempt to find a cute pair for her I came across these? WHO WOULD WEAR THESE GOLFING? I’d take an ugly pair of golf shoes over these Spikeless golf sandals.

Ok, it’s offical. I am not participating in a sport where I could even POSSIBLY run into someone wearing such beasts. YICK.
EW! And for some reason when I pictured these in action I saw the “wearer” in nude nylon stockings. Blech.
Meg Ryan.